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Saturday, January 23, 2010 ' 12:17 AM

British English vs Singapore English[17]
[♥ all the supporters (: !]

One may conclude that our english is KANASAI..but actually its simple,short,concise,straight to the point,effective etc. (: ( just skip this next time. lol )

When you want to end a call.
British: Hey Mrs Tan,I am really sorry but i have to put down the phone now
as i am preparing dinner right now.
SG: Eh paiseh,very busy. ttyl [talk to you later.]

When you wish that something would happen.
British: Oh man!!God,please make miracle happen.Please!
SG: Tolong la Tolong!!

When you request for something.
British: Mummy,can you please buy this for me?I have been
waiting it for centuries !
SG: Eh Mummy,liar liar pepsi fire sia,you say want help me buy de.

When you scold someone.
British: Hey you imbecile toad!You are really pissing me off.ARGH!
i just totally can't stand your attitude!
SG: kanasai! limpei buay song la!! *** ** *** [you guys should know..]

When the teacher asks you a question.
British: Yeah,its 1+1 = 2 the next step is 2x2=4 and add the 2 together with 4
which makes the answer 6 :D
SG: Student: Ermhh...
Teacher : yeah,question 2
Student: Orh..er. 1+1
Teacher: Ok..next step
Student: HUH?! must continue?! don't want la ):

When you request someone to place something there:
British: Hey,would you mind if you place my erase back there
after you use it?Thanks.
SG: Eh,remember return horh



hisyam: See yong hui i am not the only one who thinks you ae different from behind the com :P
LOL..yeah,admit that im wrong >.<

Passerby.: British: I am sorry sir, the size of the shirt you have ordered is currently unavailable right now. SG: Bo stock.
Hey,thanks much for the advice man. (:

Tomy: LOL HAHA PANG SAI
LOL ! yah PANGSAI :D

bryan: This is a great blog never noe singlish is that far from british!
WEE,bryan thanks man ;D!

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Sup~ ! :D

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Shamaine,thanks man ;D

j: you can put your picture? for profiel?
hah..currently not?cos im so not popular..LOL

j: whats this about manxsz?
read the ABOUT located right at the top left? (:

Matt: lol wow...you seem so quiet during L.A's but when faced with the computer you are actually quite some different... Nice blog anyways =)
hey Matt.assuming you are Matthias[sorry idk how spell.] yea..im totally diffrent when i face the comp (:

jia yi: support*
MUAHAH. thanks ! :D must tell all your frens abt it oH! :D

jia yi: nice blogs!we all suport u!
lol. ''we all' WHO?! :D :D !

;NOVY: Nice blog!
Thanks so much Novy ! :D



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