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Saturday, February 27, 2010 ' 12:40 AM

British English vs Singapore English[20]
[ hey guys .. really sorry for not being able to post recently .. like for weeks already , i hope that you guys would continue supporting me ya {: ! ]

when someone agrees with you.
British: hey yeah somehow you are right :D !
SG: uh-huh..uh-huh..uh-huh..

when you met a beauty.
British: oh my! that lady sure look gorgeous!
SG: wahh~ chiobu *nose bleed*

when you sneeze.
British: ahh choo! sorry for that, wasn't able to control my sneeze
SG: AHHH CHOOOO !!! PAIISEHHH ._.'' !

when someone is staring at you.
British: what is it that you are staring boy?
SG: kua simi kua?!

when you do not like the person.
British: would you stop being a bitch and stop the nuisance?
SG: SIAM LA

when asking for permission.
British: is it possible for me to borrow your pencil?
SG: lend me pencil

when you go to bed.
British: good night mom and dad, sweet dreams and sleep tight! ♥
SG: koo-nite.

when can't decide on something. and this is how your parents reply .
British: you are a grown up already! see which suits you best and take it.
SG: good, then don't buy lorh.

when you ask someone to keep quite.
British: will you please keep quite? you are really very noisy.
SG: SHUDDUP LA!

TAG REPLIES

jia qi: hey jia you!!goooo yong hui!!
yeahh trying my very best [:

sockchin: tag , JY !
thanks :D

;NOVY: Tagged . Keep it up! :D
thanks novy [:

hopeless: yong hui! jia you!!!~
thanks hopeless, may i know who are u ? {:

ryan: nice keep it up
thanks dude ;D

oh: oh
o.o

oh: oh
o.o

oh: oh
o.o

oh: oh
o.o

oh: oh
o.o

Syafiee;: Haha. Hello.
hey [:

hopeless: tags~
thanks ;D

rui ling: hi
hello.

jia yi: keep it up!:D
trying my best.

lonelygal: Jiayousxz jiayousxz:) That's why i love singlish. Short and "sweet" xD Jiayousxz! =)
thanks :D

lonelygal: Hahas
:D !

1n3 OM: heyy!i super love tis tingy!jiayouss! ~~ (:
haha thanks thanks ! :D

SHAMAINEx:: FINE,JIAYOU MORE!
:D trying all my best

angel: helloes saw ur updateeee its cute(: haha lols continue de effort(:
thanks angel {{:

Ruichen: Tag. (:
thanks :D !

Saturday, February 20, 2010 ' 4:47 AM

hey guys.really sorry yeah..i cant really update this blog frequently cause yeah..im kinda busy,and i have to really think of new ideas for you guys too..and i do not really have the time to do so..but i promise to update this blog every friday.so do visit this blog during the fridays [: thanks.

Friday, February 12, 2010 ' 2:03 AM

British English vs Singapore English[19]
[♥ guys,sorry that i delayed for so long,hope you guys are still supporting ! enjoy [: ]

One may conclude that our english is KANASAI..but actually its simple,short,concise,straight to the point,effective etc. ( just skip this part.i may not put it up for the next post [: )

When you say that someone is lousy.
British: haha! your such a noob in doing such stuffs.
come on..get lost!
SG: hah,lan pei pei,siam la!

When you say that someone is such a loser in a certain task.
British: come on dude,you simply suck at this..just stop acting
like you simply know how to do it.
SG: *L sign* LOSER!~

When someone annoys you.
British: Hey,stop being a nuisance..it's really irritating.
SG: oi,guailan la!

When you thank someone.
British: John,thanks so much for helping me just now..you really
saved my life! phew..
SG: eh thank-a-you siah..lucky got you..

When someone prank call you.
British: hello..hello?!?! hey you pervert.stop calling me already!
speak up if you dare! *end call*
SG: hello..eh hello?!?! oi lame la.how old liao still prank,nb..*kup*

When you are really piss-ed off.
British: hey,seriously..stop talking to me or i might just start
bashing you up..
SG: TIAM LA..
[why?]
NOT HAPPY CANNOT MEH?!
[ -.- ]

When you know something,but somehow,you do not know how to explain it.
British: man..how do you explain it..i do understand,but somehow i cant explain it..
let me think of it and i will answer you as soon as possible yeah..thanks.
SG: ehh..i know leii,but i don't know how say..aiya!! ._.''

TAGS REPLIES

Alison: Hello YongHui :DDD remember me? from cps de :D
hey..yeah i remember you [: ! will link you asap [:!

;NOVY: JYJY:D
thanks Novy..kinda tired this few days,but yeah.updated [: !

Jaryl: HELLO!!!! TAGS! I link liao HAHA:D
haha HII!! :D kk,will link u asap :D !

angel: tagged updateeee soon yea?(:
yea thanks angel..updateeed le [: !

Ruichen: Update. (:
Updated mam :D !

JasmineLie: way to go <:
thanks ;D !

him lim: JYJY!!! yea... haha
hehe..yeap jy-ing.. :D !

him lim: TAGGY!!! haha, dame cute+funny sia
hah. thanks ! :D

MAD: LOL! Cute sia! xD
rofl thanks MAD, assuming its madeline?

jia qi OM 1N3: hihihihihihihihi,,lol x.x
lol hey hi :D !

angel: gogogo!!!(:
trying my VERY BEST :D !

bryan: lol never noe that singlish is that different
rofl..precisely :D !

hisyam: Keep up the good work yong hui :)
thanks hisyam,help me advertise leii LOL! :D jkjk.

SHAMAINE(:: TAGS AGAIN (: !!!! MORE LEHHHS xD !!
lol..trying my best le lahh x.x''

Lydia: LOL, freakin' funny. Post more HAHA. :D
yupps,trying my best to do so..

Ruichen: Laugh my ass off.
ROFL ! laugh your ass off?? so unglamorous [: LOL ! thanks btw :D !

Tuesday, February 9, 2010 ' 4:49 AM

guys,i would be posting the next britishvssingapore english ver. 19 during friday.
sorry uh!

Monday, February 8, 2010 ' 6:03 AM

hey guys.i apologize for not being to update recently..
new ideas are coming in SOON.. but im not sure when..
so do keep on supporting me ,thanks.

Yonghui.™

Saturday, January 30, 2010 ' 8:02 AM

British English vs Singapore English[18]
[♥ im sorry for not updating for so long as my comp went mad recently..do support continue to support me !]

One may conclude that our english is KANASAI..but actually its simple,short,concise,straight to the point,effective etc. (: ( yaya..im sorry,this is boring,but i just have to put it on. )

When your mom's want you back home to eat.
British: Darling,make sure you reach back on time alright? Dinner is ready.
SG: Ah Boy AH!! Time to eat already!

When your mom ask who are you talking on the phone with.
British: Boy,who are you talking on the phone with?
[its my classmate.]
Alright.
SG: Boy ah! who you talking to?!
[classmate..]
No name ah?!
[TSK..Moi la..]

When you agree with something.
British: Dude,i seriously agree with you man! thumbs up for here!
SG: Eh,harnoh harnoh.. you correct sia.

When someone shows you the solution to solve a mathematics question.
British: Oh! So that's how you do it huh? Should have seek help from you long ago. Thanks man.
SG: Chey...so easy one meh?

When you want to find people to gamble with. [gambling for fun (: eg. Chinese New Year,etc.]
British: Hey,want to join us for a game? We just need one more person [:
SG: Ehh.. go find cla-kee leh..

When your ask if someone has any chances of making money.. $_$
British: Hi.. i am running low of cash recently,do you have any idea of making money?
SG: Eh, got lo-bang mah?

TAGS REPLIES

30 Jan 10, 06:53 PM
CHLOE.: LOL, nice! :)
hello ! hi,hah,thanks manx (:

NiGEL: is this like some yuying thing?
ermmh..sorry but its not [:

rui ling: hi,yong hui
hey,hello.. [:

jingying: lol!
LOL ! HAHA.

~* Gavin! *~: please think of more :P
yeah.thought of more already.just that comp was rather crazy recently.enjoy! :D

~* Gavin! *~: nice blogskin XD
thanks dude.

SHAMAINE ;D: TAGS EVEN MORE ;D ! &&; MOREMOREMORE ^^v !
LOL yeah!! MORE MORE MORE on the way :D

Nikki(:: Win already never link me.
sorry ehh!! link-ed you (: !

Xinyu: Hello , tagged (: & link you alr , haha . nice blog ^^
thanks sis! :D

RUICHEN: This blog is linked! Jiayou! (:
ROFL ! thanks ;D !

RUICHEN: Will link soon! (: Tag. Laugh my head off, LOL.
*waitting.. LOL*

angel: helloes cool blog yea(: jyjy
thanks ;D !

Tomy: huh must continue ?don want la~ lol......................
:D

HUH?!: & definitely have lots of Fans on Facebook . No , this is not an insult , its just a comment so don't bark ! (:
hah,thanks man,seriously i will start to buck up :D

HUH?!: I don't get it what is this blog suppose to do !! I didn't receive any text about this , i don't think its sucha HUGE success , if it is , you'll own Wendy Cheng , Tammy Tay and lots of bloggers !!
Hmm, you proobly didn't receive it because your not in my contact (: ! probably my point of view of a HUGE success is different from yours?

Saturday, January 23, 2010 ' 12:17 AM

British English vs Singapore English[17]
[♥ all the supporters (: !]

One may conclude that our english is KANASAI..but actually its simple,short,concise,straight to the point,effective etc. (: ( just skip this next time. lol )

When you want to end a call.
British: Hey Mrs Tan,I am really sorry but i have to put down the phone now
as i am preparing dinner right now.
SG: Eh paiseh,very busy. ttyl [talk to you later.]

When you wish that something would happen.
British: Oh man!!God,please make miracle happen.Please!
SG: Tolong la Tolong!!

When you request for something.
British: Mummy,can you please buy this for me?I have been
waiting it for centuries !
SG: Eh Mummy,liar liar pepsi fire sia,you say want help me buy de.

When you scold someone.
British: Hey you imbecile toad!You are really pissing me off.ARGH!
i just totally can't stand your attitude!
SG: kanasai! limpei buay song la!! *** ** *** [you guys should know..]

When the teacher asks you a question.
British: Yeah,its 1+1 = 2 the next step is 2x2=4 and add the 2 together with 4
which makes the answer 6 :D
SG: Student: Ermhh...
Teacher : yeah,question 2
Student: Orh..er. 1+1
Teacher: Ok..next step
Student: HUH?! must continue?! don't want la ):

When you request someone to place something there:
British: Hey,would you mind if you place my erase back there
after you use it?Thanks.
SG: Eh,remember return horh



hisyam: See yong hui i am not the only one who thinks you ae different from behind the com :P
LOL..yeah,admit that im wrong >.<

Passerby.: British: I am sorry sir, the size of the shirt you have ordered is currently unavailable right now. SG: Bo stock.
Hey,thanks much for the advice man. (:

Tomy: LOL HAHA PANG SAI
LOL ! yah PANGSAI :D

bryan: This is a great blog never noe singlish is that far from british!
WEE,bryan thanks man ;D!

bryan: Sup!
Sup~ ! :D

SHAMAINE ;D: YO TAGS !
Shamaine,thanks man ;D

j: you can put your picture? for profiel?
hah..currently not?cos im so not popular..LOL

j: whats this about manxsz?
read the ABOUT located right at the top left? (:

Matt: lol wow...you seem so quiet during L.A's but when faced with the computer you are actually quite some different... Nice blog anyways =)
hey Matt.assuming you are Matthias[sorry idk how spell.] yea..im totally diffrent when i face the comp (:

jia yi: support*
MUAHAH. thanks ! :D must tell all your frens abt it oH! :D

jia yi: nice blogs!we all suport u!
lol. ''we all' WHO?! :D :D !

;NOVY: Nice blog!
Thanks so much Novy ! :D



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